Ever feel like dropping out of the human race? You’re not alone. Meet the Vampire Grandmas, a secret coven of post-menopausal women who have become so human-averse that they’ve jumped species. With their vampire power, this post-human posse corrects everything from rude shopping cart behavior to global corporate crime.
They also spoil their delicious grandchildren. You might worry that vampires would love their grandchildren too much. But you would be WRONG, so wrong! There are other temptations that may be their undoing.
Set in Transylvania County, N.C. (really), the vampire grandmas wield their weird powers to stop the G.D. Development Corporation. Watch as Vampire Grandma Ruth Leslie Wright puts a telekinetic chokehold on blackmailer, Duke Sup; thrill to Berry Knotwell taking down a porn kingpin with her extrasensory perception; cheer as Lucy Furr uses her aura-reading to undermine a real estate scheme to plunder a nature conservancy. When Dr. Van DeLize and his gang kidnap a grandchild, the Vampire Grandmas race to save her. But will the corporate adversaries be too much for them?
You’ve been waiting for these doting disciplinarians, especially if you’re a baby boomer grandma, yourself. But who wouldn’t enjoy seeing little old ladies with secret powers put themselves at risk to enforce justice and spoil their grandchildren?
Think a grandma is just a little old lady? Check out the vampire grandmas. You’ll change your mind.