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A trip to Transylvania

October 20, 2016

blue-ridge-mtns-dark-overlayBefore the vampire grandmas dumped the driver and gagged the Global Loan and Online Bank manager, the ride had been dull. The limo had been stuck in traffic on Route 25 out of Asheville at five pm. But when it crossed into Transylvania County, mountains and rhododendron green surrounded them. By midnight, the black Cadillac turned and began its assent, bouncing over Dogtired Rd, a shoulderless dirt trail, twisty as a copperhead, lit with full moon light, up the mountain to their secret lair.

The man had been begging ever since they started. He was a whiner. So annoying but they managed to ignore him. But you know how whining is. In the end, they gave up and drained Mr. Van DeLize. He so deserved it!!

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