{"id":98,"date":"2016-10-14T20:29:42","date_gmt":"2016-10-15T00:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/?p=98"},"modified":"2016-10-17T09:20:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-17T13:20:56","slug":"savage-earrings-and-wrinkles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/savage-earrings-and-wrinkles\/","title":{"rendered":"Savage Earrings and Wrinkles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-99\" src=\"http:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/earrings-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"earrings\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/earrings-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/earrings.jpg 533w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Scorpions? On your ears? Why not? It&#8217;s fun to dress the part of a vampire grandma. Come on now, admit it. Don&#8217;t you still like to play dress-up? Just like when you were a kid? So what if you have a few wrinkles. Get friendly with the changes. They&#8217;re going to get friendly with you!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scorpions? On your ears? Why not? It&#8217;s fun to dress the part of a vampire grandma. Come on now, admit it. Don&#8217;t you still like to play dress-up? Just like when you were a kid? So what if you have a few wrinkles. Get friendly with the changes. They&#8217;re going to get friendly with you! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-fashion-food","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}