{"id":125,"date":"2016-10-20T10:45:08","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T14:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/?p=125"},"modified":"2016-10-22T18:51:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-22T22:51:25","slug":"shrine-of-muchness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/shrine-of-muchness\/","title":{"rendered":"Shrine of Too Much"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-126\" src=\"http:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/Hall-shrine-web-244x300.jpg\" alt=\"Shrine \" width=\"244\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/Hall-shrine-web-244x300.jpg 244w, https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/Hall-shrine-web-768x943.jpg 768w, https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/Hall-shrine-web-834x1024.jpg 834w, https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/17\/2016\/10\/Hall-shrine-web.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 244px) 100vw, 244px\" \/>Shrines are a great outlet for the Vampire Grandmas. They&#8217;re a way to see the wild inner landscape of a vampire grandma soul. When one of the vampire grandmas got upset, here&#8217;s how a shrine worked:<\/p>\n<p>Diane DeKay said, &#8220;Put your obsession about Wylie into my shrine. Here\u2014write his name on this paper.\u201d Lucy Furr wrote the name, folder the paper, wiped yet another tear, and licked up a line of snot that had dribbled down onto her upper lip. The taste was surprisingly good.<\/p>\n<p>Diane held out her hand and led Lucy to the niche in the wall, filled with a wild assortment of objects\u2014statues of Guadalupe, an elegant Virgin Mary, three Kuan Yins, a shiny Buddha, strings of bright beads, Barbie parts, wishbones, plastic pigs and chickens on nests, words to live by, postcards from odd places, ribbons and little scraps of folded paper. A snake hovered over the top. Lucy put her paper into it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shrines are a great outlet for the Vampire Grandmas. They&#8217;re a way to see the wild inner landscape of a vampire grandma soul. When one of the vampire grandmas got upset, here&#8217;s how a shrine worked: Diane DeKay said, &#8220;Put your obsession about Wylie into my shrine. Here\u2014write his name on this paper.\u201d Lucy Furr [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-fetishes-shrines","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/faculty.cortland.edu\/boynton\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}